ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
mycroft-holmes-approves: bodaciouscans: ladyavenger: no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you. #eat me like one of your french dishes hannibal i fucking love this fandom ok
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
crocodilepatronus: i want to be a good cosplayer and be in a group of friends where we all do good cosplays and hang out together and take funny pictures of ourselves as our characters
mama-bird: coffeeandklonopin: coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natem - seize the ass Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it. carpe collum - seize the neck
dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
big-booty-itches: when your parents ask you to help them with technology
lucifersblog: blaineheavenanderson: thesmallestactofkindness: Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new: If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world. are you satan Yes
I seem to have given my phone to a Jim. Oops!